better call sexton — 1 Divorce Lawyer Dianna Russni Is Fired For What

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It's too late for me to skip this episode of Better Call Sexton, but it's not too late for you.

This was the meanest episode they've ever done to me.

I'm just going to say it right now.

If you want to stick around and watch me have a bad time, now's the time to do it.

It's not that funny.

It really isn't.

It's not that funny.

It's a little funny.

Like, subscribe, hit the notification bell, possibly hit Kevin while you're at it if you can, because this just wasn't nice.

This wasn't a nice episode.

Let's get after it.

All right, Jim, the fallout from the Diana Rossini-Mike Vrabel story begins as Rossini has stepped down from her position at The Athletic.

Go!

Released a statement today saying, I have covered the NFL with professionalism and dedication throughout my career, and I stand by every story I've ever published.

The Athletic supported me unequivocally, expressed confidence in my work and pride in my journalism.

For that, I am grateful.

In the days that followed, unfortunately, commentators in various media have engaged in self-feeding speculation that is simply unmoored from the facts.

Unmoored from the facts.

She goes on to say, this media frenzy is hurtling forward without regard for the review process The Athletic is trying to complete.

Isn't it fun when the media accuses the media of things?

It continues to escalate, fueled by repeated leaks, and I have no interest in submitting to a public inquiry that has already caused far more damage than I'm willing to experience.

Allegations spread by people who hate me rather than allowing this to continue.

I've decided to step aside now falsehoods that will ultimately be disproven at trial.

I refuse to lend it further oxygen or to let it define me or my I will not dignify this with a response.

She really checked all the boxes.

She really did.

Now, great.

You know, I can understand the idea of maybe like this is getting too out of hand.

I'm going to step back.

But how many people quit their job, Jim, if the allegations are untrue?

You know, allegedly know what I look.

I have to I love these things.

I love when somebody does the like, you know,

I did absolutely nothing wrong.

These are utter falsehoods and vicious lies spread by people that hate me.

They have no basis in reality or devoid of basis.

In fact, however, I'm going to exit quietly stage left right now, like as opposed to, you know, which because I've got a whole like what two months left in my contract.

I couldn't have just wrote that thing out like this is one of those like we're going to give you the chance to resign.

That's exactly what I'm going to do.

And look, I get it.

Like, I see this all the time.

When I saw this story, I was actually reminded I had to make a motion recently to have a judge recuse themselves.

And one of the most hilarious things about the legal system is when you make a motion to have a judge recuse themselves because of bias or some improper conduct that essentially makes them unable to now litigate this case in a fair manner.

They get to decide the motion for their recusal.

So let's just roll the tape back on that.

The judge you're accusing of bias gets to decide if they think they're biased.

You're gonna be shocked to know.

They rarely go,

You totally got me.

I looked at the record and I am super biased.

So what they do once in a while, and I just had it happen on a case, because in my career, I can count on one hand.

Three.

Yeah, three.

I can count on three fingers how many times I've made a recusal motion.

And every single time the outcome was the same.

Because first of all, you tell your clients when they're like, this judge hates me.

I want you to make a motion to get her thrown off the case.

You're like, do you understand if you strike at the king, you better kill the king?

Yeah, big time.

because otherwise you tried to kill him and he's still the king.

So don't do it.

But, and by the way, they get to decide if they believe they were biased or not.

But the three times I've done it, it's when I felt we had like sufficient proof that it really, this person had stepped on the rake, the judge, and they had done something that, again, the standard is the appearance of impropriety.

So judges are supposed to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.

And if they don't, they can be brought up before it's called the Commission for Judicial Conduct.

It's basically they can get in some trouble.

But again, who watches The Watchman?

Like it's made up of judges.

It's like this is a political system.

So most recently, same outcome I've seen in the other two that I brought, which is exactly like this.

They write a 15 page decision, 14 pages of which is them saying, I did nothing wrong.

I was absolutely impartial.

I was no bias.

This is devoid of basic fact.

And then just one little paragraph at the end.

But to avoid the appearance of impropriety and to avoid controversy, I'm going to step aside from the case.

And you're like, you could have just skipped all that.

I'll see you later.

You could have just skipped all that.

But by the way, talking about out of the frying pan and into the fire, the difference when it comes to being a judge is replacing a talking head sports journalist is not a hard thing to do.

Like if I disappeared tomorrow, it's not like the people are like, what will we watch on the internet?

Like there's stuff out there.

But judges, the three times I've had a judge recused,

You walk in in front of the next judge and you have got a target on you that they are just like, they don't know you, but they hate you already.

Yeah, it's like back to blue, right?

You really are just like, you know, what was I thinking?

Yeah, exactly.

Out of the frying pan and into a bigger, hotter frying pan.

Like the devil you know.

This is one of those moves where it's like, all right, listen, she stepped aside from this thing.

i i don't blame her who needs this kind of controversy she's got her shake shack cefo or whatever spouse like go back to get some extra pickles and live your life well uh the the the second wave of this uh discussion online now is that vrabel should lose his job as well that you know equal reactions on either side if she did something improper well then he did something improper he's

He's not a journalist.

Do you think that he was throwing games because he wanted it to be an interesting story for her?

Like that's kind of like.

I suppose that like he could be giving information to her that could affect the, like maybe there's something.

on that one yeah like listen i i stretch some for a living like i say some crazy stuff in court but even that i don't know that i can say yeah there's just no way that it actually impacts his job like what occurred as a function of that i mean look let's be honest guys

this is how athletes and coaches, like they're held to a different standard.

We're like, if this guy was like, you know, eating babies for breakfast, we would be like, right, but like, how is he with offense?

Like, that's what's important.

Like we really, people just don't care that much about it.

Like journalism, supposed to be some neutrality, impartiality.

I think that becomes a more hilarious concept as yours go on because it's just no longer the case.

Like everybody's got a point of view and at least you can just be honest about it.

Like nobody claims that like, you know,

I'm impartial.

I'm just stating the facts like that's just not the case.

But yeah, I don't really buy that.

I don't think it's a gender thing.

I think that if this was something that happened with a male journalist and a female coach, if such creature exists, I think it would, you know, it would ultimately have the same outcome.

Well, you just said it.

Like, you can replace a reporter much easier than you can replace an NFL coach.

Yeah, I mean, the hopper of want-to-be sports journalists is like through the roof.

It's like going to LA and being like, where am I going to find an out-of-work actor?

Like, they're kind of everywhere, you know?

So, yeah, I think that it's one of those things that whereas finding a, you know, a decent coach in the NFL, like, it's not an easy thing.

A lot of these people have to come up through, you know, through college circuits and through high school coaching before that.

Many of them are former players.

Yeah, he's proven he's beyond decent, which is even harder to find.

And he's in charge of one of the most successful franchises in the history of the NFL.

So the standard by which we're going to get rid of this person is going to be much, much higher again.

Would the world continue to spin if both of these people were lost their jobs?

But again, is there a morals clause in being a coach?

Well, that was my second question is some people are just making it a morality and a reputational thing.

Is there like what are the circumstances for that to apply when it comes to your personal life impacting your profession?

Yeah.

I mean, look, there are a lot of professions where people sign a morals clause.

So they basically say if you do anything that could bring our brand to ill repute.

And I imagine that's pretty broad.

It has to be broad by definition.

You can't list specific things, but it is also subjective.

So it can result in a lot of litigation.

So, you know, it can be considered wrongful termination, that it's not a proper use of the clause.

Yeah.

Again, maybe he's a bad husband.

Maybe she's a bad wife.

That doesn't mean they're a bad journalist.

It doesn't mean they're a bad parent.

I constantly have to explain to people in my position that just because someone is bad at one thing doesn't mean they're bad at something else.

Like, yes, he was a terrible husband.

He might be a very good father.

Yes, she might have been a bad wife.

Maybe she's a very good mother.

Yes, there's some overlap of the skill sets between a good wife and a good husband and a good father and a good mother.

Like, ultimately, patience would be good for both of them to have.

Empathy would be good for both of them to have.

But people do dumb shit when it comes to sex.

Like, I think we can agree on that.

I think it's been a problem for a really long time or else of the Ten Commandments, two of them wouldn't involve don't have sex with people who you're not married to.

Like, Val Shall Not Kill only got one.

Like, why do we have to say don't commit adultery and don't covet your neighbor's wife?

They got two.

You know, so I think it's been a problem for a really, really, really long time.

And it's a problem that people all over all kinds of social systems and cultures have had.

So I just think it's so naive to think that we're going to attach how people's sexual behavior translates into what they do with their work.

I don't think this was about sex or immorality.

I don't think anyone was like, oh, we can't have a journalist who cheats on their spouse.

There's tons of journalists who cheat on their spouses.

I've done some of their divorces.

But fundamentally, this is about

You know, it wasn't that if Pete Rose was a guy who, you know, worked at a construction yard and was betting on sports or in particular baseball, it wouldn't have been a problem.

It wasn't the fact he was a gambler.

It was the fact he was a gambler gambling on sports he was involved in.

Like, that's where this stuff comes into play.

So that's where the journalism aspect of this comes into play that I just don't think it affects the coaching.

And those morality clauses are usually enforceable.

Like if a job says you're causing reputational harm.

They're enforceable, but it's results in the same kind of thing you're seeing here, which is they reach a mutually agreeable settlement and they walk away.

I'm sure there's some checks being cut here.

It's like, listen, if you resign, we'll give you X severance, but you have to resign voluntarily so we don't have to fire you.

And if we have to fire you, it's going to be X, Y, and Z.

And this is the doctrine of mutually assured destruction where both people go, all right, fine.

We're separating.

There's a confidentiality agreement in place.

You're going to get a payday.

We're not going to disclose what it was.

You're going to say you're leaving voluntarily, but you're not going to say that it's utterly false.

You're just going to say, well, I don't feel that this was fair, but we're parting ways in an amicable fashion.

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We got the battle of the Alex's, Jim.

Oh, it's a vocal fry showdown at the OK Corral.

We got Alex Cooper versus Alex.

Alex versus Alex.

It's the dueling Alex.

Now, this has been bubbling for a while because Alex Earl continues to like like tweets that are anti Alex Cooper and repost videos that are talking about her and a lot of these sub tweets, you know, that that sort of stuff.

Alex Cooper.

throws down the gauntlet, puts out a video saying, girl, if you got a problem, just say it.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

You guys know I don't usually address this kind of stuff.

That was almost scripted, you know?

it feels like a waste of time and honestly it's embarrassing to participate in this but i am obviously seeing the videos i'm getting tagged i see the dms i see the comments oh you're obsessing over it who are you kidding it just feels long overdue alex earl government name hey girl

The passive aggressive reposts and the likes and the commenting on things.

I got to call you out here.

You're going to need to get specific and just say what you got to say about me.

There's no NDA.

No one is stopping you.

Stop hiding behind other people and just say it yourself.

What's the beef?

So she goes on to say like, I'm totally at peace with what happened between us and- I like when men fight, because they just like hit each other.

You know what I mean?

Or call each other horrible names.

Girls have to do this thing that she did.

I like how she's like leaning back, like she can't even be bothered.

So unbothered.

She's got the sunglasses on.

It's like, you know, a lot of you have been asking me.

No one's asking you.

No one cares, really.

No one's asking you.

But okay, go ahead.

Please proceed.

You know,

Alex Earl, hey girl.

They try to be cool, like I'm blase about it.

I'm just gonna, you know, look girl, I don't know if you have something to say, you're gonna have to be specific.

It's getting to me through a lot of people.

I like this sort of, I just noticed.

I'm not even very online.

I just turned around and all of a sudden someone was like, hey, did you know that Alex is saying some stuff?

And I was like, who?

I thought we were friends.

and it's just it it's so like first of all like god i i long for that level of just like bemused indifference you know like like she it's almost like just like a head full of benzos and i still wouldn't have that like i would be hey i would just you know i'm gonna go to court one day and do that i'd be like your honor your honor posing counsel's questions are like so raising my cortisol levels

And a lot of people have been saying that opposing counsel does not understand the hearsay exceptions.

And I'm like, girl, just talk to me about it.

Thank you.

I have nothing further.

God bless.

This is only going to get worse because now this is like toddlers babbling.

They're just like, so now she's going to, so vocal fry number one is going to now go a vocal fry number two.

But what's funny, Jim, is we're talking about like tens of millions of dollars.

I know.

And major enterprises like this is not less them.

You know, it sounds silly, but it is not a major major girls because I have to tell you they would not have survived in the wild.

You know what I mean?

Like they would adjust like God bless them.

Talk about stepping in shit and coming out with a fertilizer contract.

They just landed at the right place in the right moment.

It's phenomenal.

But as a guy who

I don't know, you're arguing, you're forming your case, you're arguing against people, you're taking shots.

I kind of see what she's saying.

If you're going to call me the Grim Reaper and tell me that I'm exploiting women, f***ing say it with your chest and put your name on it.

What's funny is hold yourselves to the same standard.

Don't do the like...

hey, a lot of people have been saying, like, just be like, dude, what's the deal?

Like, enough, enough dancing around, enough goofy, like, look, you're talking about me, you know where I am, you have my f***ing number, let's go, what are you doing?

You know, like, that's the way to play this.

Alex Earl has commented, it's coming.

It's this false bemused indifference that I think is just the funniest thing in the world.

Bemused indifference is a great phrase, by the way.

It really is.

Like, Alex Earl, okay, on it.

Really?

I will say this, and I would like your opinion on this.

Despite the vocal fry and the bemused indifference, do you think Alex?

Alex Cooper sounds very calm, cool, and collected to me.

Like she knows that she's got the receipt.

She knows what happened between them, and she's comfortable with it.

Do you play the rest of that clip?

The end of it is where she says, like, I'm ready to go to war.

Let me know if you think that this is a she's putting on a front or if she really is confident.

I know what happened and so do you, so talk.

Unless the fake narrative that you're creating happens to be way more interesting than the truth.

I have nothing to hide when it comes to you and me.

So unless you actually have something to say, I'm out, this is over.

So do you think that she's got like the goods when it comes to this argument?

I think these are two catty bitches who live for the drama, both of whom wanna be like, listen, no shade.

Like I have no hate in my heart.

Like this is the difference.

If there's a fundamental difference between men and women, it's this.

Like when men hate each other, they're like, I hate that guy.

Like I hate, watch 50 Cent.

Like, he's usually like, yeah, I hate that guy.

I want to ruin him, you know?

Like, women are like, listen, I have no issue with her whatsoever.

Like, I thought we were friends.

Like, I have no... Like, you watch the housewife reunions on Bravo, and the guys are about to come to blows.

But the women are like...

I have always really cared about her, and she has always been my friend.

And then one starts crying, but you can't tell because they have so much fucking Botox.

And they do the like, I supported you when no one else did.

And they have to change the voice because they have to show emotion, but their face is frozen, so they really can't do it.

I think this is one of those things where, by the way, I don't think this story is going to be that interesting.

I really don't think it's that interesting.

I think by the way, it was very well run ground.

This was business, you know, fights between people, relationships got in the way.

Like what is so sexy and interesting about that?

Both of you shut up.

You're rich.

You're both rich and neither of you really did anything that's that interesting.

Like, and none of you ask questions that are really that interesting.

Like, I've watched that show a bunch of times and God bless, they have four billion times the audience I'll ever have.

But my God, like, what is your point of view?

Like, what is it that you're advocating for other than like, I like to support other girls.

Other than that, what are you doing?

What is it?

You have a voice.

You have a microphone.

What are you doing with it?

What are you doing with it?

What have you accomplished with it?

And if the answer is nothing but entertain, OK, cool.

But then don't pretend you have some higher calling than that.

Like, I've never looked at this show and been like, I am changing the world with Better Call Saxton.

That is not the goal.

The goal is to entertain.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's bad PR, bud.

What, did you think that was the goal?

We're changing the world.

I really thought we were changing the world with this.

I think we're changing the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shit, we're not changing the world?

We're not.

We're not.

Yeah, we're probably not.

Well, then wrap this up, Matt.

All right, well, let's just close for the day then.

Thank you.

It was really fun.

Guys, that was really fun.

Do you need me to show receipts?

Because I will.

Yeah, no, I mean, look, I just think

No one will be interested in these receipts.

They're not that interesting.

Well, it depends on what the receipts are.

What would they be?

Yeah, it's just going to be like, I don't like you and you don't like me.

And we're both like hot blondes who like clash because we're both hot blondes.

Ish.

I mean, I don't know.

They're the most generic looking things.

It's whatever.

Not your type.

Not even vaguely.

Is Lena Dunham your type?

You know what?

I just threw up my mouth a little bit when you said that.

Like Lena Dunham, I think the decline of Western civilization can probably be traced to Lena Dunham.

Like, I think the only good thing to ever come out of Lena Dunham was that now we know who Adam Driver is.

Well, that's where this story goes, because Lena Dunham has a new memoir out.

She says that Adam Driver threw chairs and punched holes in the wall.

Okay, when you brought up that we were going to talk about Lena Dunham, I almost threw a chair.

It's a reflex.

It's a natural reflex.

Yeah.

She said, at the time, I didn't have the skill to, and it never entered my mind to say, I'm your boss, you can't speak to me this way.

Really?

She was that dumb?

And at that point, in my 20s, I still thought that this is...

These photos are like a fever dream.

I don't know.

Like a nightmare that I would have.

Like, that is...

What is going on there?

She says in regards to Adam Driver's behavior, I thought that's just what great male geniuses do eviscerate you, which is weird because I was raised by a male genius who would never do that.

But that's kind of the quote that she's.

So I'm sorry.

So she was saying, I thought that's what great male geniuses do, which is weird because I was raised by a great male genius who didn't do that.

Yeah.

So why would you think that's what great male geniuses do?

Or are you just looking for like an interesting talking point?

Like when is her episode of Call Her Daddy?

I can just see it coming.

Oh, it's coming for sure.

It's just going to be, oh my God, just I'm sick that day.

I can't, we can't even, don't make me comment on that.

Don't do it.

This is your, are you

You're trying to kill me with this episode.

You're trying to kill me with this episode.

I've got the Alex's.

I've got Lena Dunham.

Do you have my ex-wife hiding somewhere around here?

She's going to pop out from behind the couch.

Let's finish Lena Dunham because the next one, the next topic, this really is the worst episode I'll ever make you do.

You're just...

What did I do to you?

What did I do to you?

I've shown you nothing but kindness.

Are you ready for the next topic?

I don't think I am.

If it's worse than Lena Dunham, I don't think, I don't know who it would be.

I would say Lucifer, but Lucifer would be way more interesting.

Go ahead.

I don't know who it is.

It's one step below Lucifer.

It's Skylar White.

Oh.

I don't even, you know what?

Now we're really, now it's on.

Now it's on.

So let me give a little look behind the curtain.

Yeah, let's give a little look behind the curtain.

So there's a, well, let's play the clip first.

So you have some context.

Bryan Cranston talking to his Malcolm in the Middle co-star about Breaking Bad.

He defends the character, Skylar White.

Her husband leaves without any explanation.

She's pregnant.

He's making crystal methamphetamine and people have died and she's the bitch.

This has been making the rounds, and I posted something saying, you know, Skylar White wasn't the villain.

I get a call from Jim.

Okay, whoa.

I'm gonna stop you right there.

So I said you have this Skylar White epiphany where you realize that she's not the- Oh, excuse me.

You're not an adult until you realize that Skylar White is- You turned it into like, oh, it's a maturity life lesson.

Like, let me explain to you the phases of a man.

Like, when you're young and dumb,

You hate Skylar White, but then you ascend to the level of empathy and understanding that I have, and you realize, oh my goodness, she wasn't the villain at all.

Now, I work very hard, okay?

I work very hard to put food on all your tables here, okay?

And I, that's not funny.

That's not the funny part.

And I, I get home and I'm like, hey, let me look at my phone.

It's been a long day at work.

I'm trying out here protecting my client's rights amidst the maelstrom of injustice.

Saving the world as always.

I get in.

And I'm just here and I go, let me look at my phone.

Let me look at Instagram.

Let me maybe someone will have posted some photos of a cute beagle.

Let me just go through it.

And I get a lecture of how I must not be mature enough as a man to understand that Skylar White was, I guess, like a lovely wife as opposed to the so

I do what any rational 53-year-old man who's just worked for 14 hours for the day does, which is immediately angry call Kevin, and go to him without context, by the way.

I was panicked, dude.

I didn't even say hello.

He didn't just roll right into it.

I just went,

What in God's name?

What did I even say?

I go, and you know, we talk.

But when the phone rings, I'm always just like, okay, what could this be?

I go, hey, Jim.

He goes, you have never been more f***ing wrong about anything in your life.

And I'm thinking like, what did I do?

What did I do?

What did I do with YouTube?

What did I do with the show?

And I just went, Skyler f***ing what?

And he starts laughing.

And I was like, but I did not let up.

I was like, on what planet is she not the most awful spouse period in the history of spouses?

And I proceeded to just do like a 10 minute soliloquy of everything wrong with her and how the whole thing, and just schooling, which by the way,

you that like oh the level of maturity i am older than you and i am telling you i am highly qualified to assess the fact i'm actually happy to hear it because i i do believe like as a viewer there was a time where i was like skylar and then i started to be like yeah well i kind of understand where she's coming from yeah and then all of a sudden he's like well no you know i was actually thinking she might be awful and i'm like oh

Oh, now you change your story.

I'm happy to hear though that there are, it's become such a kind of a cliche to be on her side that I'm happy there are still people like yourself being like, no, her.

There is absolutely no universe where she is not in the wrong.

I am not suggesting that

Walter White is the hero of the story.

He's an anti-hero.

I'm a huge Breaking Bad fan.

By the way, not an aspersion on this actress.

She is a phenomenal actress.

Oh yeah, she's great.

Because I hate her so much because she was so good at it.

Like she was just amazing at that character, but we all hated that character.

We all had every right in the world to hate that character because her husband, everything he did at the beginning, again, at the beginning,

was for the purpose of protecting his family and giving it because he knew he was her.

This is a beautiful, and she gave him no grace whatsoever.

She gave him no, nothing for the fact that this was rooted in something to protect her.

And I think, and that's actually what it ended up turning into.

You and I end up having these conversations sometimes that start off as these bizarre rants and then end up being like a serious conversation.

I think it was the genesis of this show.

It's kind of the genesis of this show.

Because it was you and I having conversations that then turned into like a deep discussion.

But it really turned into how do two different people, and you could make it a man and a woman, or you could just say like, how do two different parents view protecting their family differently?

Like Walter White at the beginning of Breaking Bad believes that protecting his family means doing whatever it is he has to do without regard for the morality of it to make sure they have the things that they need.

And if that involves getting involved in the drug trade and being involved in a trade where people get killed, so be it, because he is, I need to protect my family.

She represents a different version, which is a very Kantian, again, we're going with the philosophers.

She is very black and white.

This is illegal.

You shouldn't be doing something that's illegal.

You're putting our family in jeopardy.

You're putting them in harm's way.

Protecting the family means I have to protect them from you, even from within, the enemies inside the house.

so i'm not suggesting they both don't have some underlying moral principle that's consistent throughout however she presents herself throughout the whole story as like blameless when she's sleeping with her boss and ted she's got like it's the worst it's absolute worst so i will die on this hill if she didn't ted because a lot of people do go back to that and as we know even then she just shows him no she shows walter white zero grace

She shows no respect for the fact that what he did was utterly misplaced and said to him, look, get out.

You have to get out.

And the truth is, by the time she discovers that he's in, he really can't get out without putting himself and them in jeopardy.

So it's a complex, nuanced story.

She is a character that

She oversimplifies the complexity of what's happening there and oversimplifies the morality of it, which, again, I think it's a very Kantian approach to ethics.

She's very black and white.

She's a little bit like Rorschach in the Watchmen series.

But I think she's got a very, very defined sense of right and wrong.

But it's rooted in, I think, some very strange and selfish misconceptions.

But my god, you got my pulse going.

I was trying to relax.

Man comes home from a hard day's work.

and I gotta listen to you lecture me on the immaturity

So now knowing that you're such a big Breaking Bad guy, we ended up wrapping up the conversation where I said, we're going to do a whole separate series because the amount of questions that, you know, of course, you have to watch the show, but the broader discussions that can be had about parenting and ambition and right and wrong and, you know, white and gray.

It's an incredible, like, it's operatic.

I mean, it has this, like, it's Shakespearean.

It really is.

Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, two of the best shows ever written.

Vince Gilliam's a genius.

And then when you throw Better Call Sexton, it's three, really.

It's three, really.

Yeah, it's three, really.

We can't get Vince on this show.

I was going to say, Vince and Brian want to come by, some couch.

We should start opening with weird shots.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like panned in on a flower, and then it pans out.

We'll throw a peach on the ceiling.

Yeah, my shoe is up there, and you're like, what?

And then it's like three months earlier.

Why don't we just start cooking meth?

You know, why don't we just get in the drug game?

I mean, I try to smoke it before some of our more animated.

I'll tell you what, at the beginning of this episode, if you told me it's going to be Lena Dunham and the two Alex's, I'd have smoked some f***.

I'd have been like, I need something, guys.

I need a bump of something.

I don't know what it's going to be.

Rat poison.

Whatever it's got to be to get through this one.

The ricin.

Oh, I would definitely use the sweet and low ricin for sure on that one.

Yeah, take it right out of the exhaust system.

Well, we made it through that episode of Better Call Sexton.

Thanks for sticking around.

It's getting better year by year like they say wines do.

And cops couldn't smell me if you brought the canines through.

I wonder if he knows what that is.

We'll find out.

He's humming it to himself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Awkward.

I knew I'd get him with that one.

It's like I know the lyrics.

Stick around, ladies and gentlemen.

You're going to watch this guy get stumped every time.

It's going to be my revenge.

But for now, like, subscribe, hit that notification bell, and join us again next time.

Sexton Show, Better Call Sexton.

We're on it.

It's going to be fabulous.

We're adjourned.